Career day at the middle school
When I told Fiona I wanted to speak at career day, her response was, “That’s fine, as long as you introduce yourself as Julie Sasso and don’t tell anyone you are my mother.” I agreed, and largely kept my promise, though I did start the presentation by saying I worked at a company my husband and I owned, named McSharry and Associates Realty, so I am pretty sure that most of her classmates figured out I was her mom. I tried hard to keep the presentation innocuous and refrained from the behaviors (singing out loud, dancing, telling jokes) she finds most offensive.